| 2006 Jokes |
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Site |
Joke |
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| 1 |
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tveps.net
| Isaac 'Chef' Hayes not leaving southpark after all. Comes clean that it was a publicity stunt. |
| 2 |
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thinkgeek.com
| USB Tanning Center, RFID Blocking T-shirt, Grow Your Own 1up Mushroom Kit, Caffeine Inhaler, and more |
| 3 |
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theregister.co.uk
| customise The Register to suit your needs - from blocking ads, to selecting the kind of stories you really want to read. |
| 4 |
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worldofwarcraft.com
| Blizzard to put Wisps as a playable race for World of Warcraft. |
| 5 |
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tvpredictions.com
| Ready for X-ray TV? New TV picture technology even clearer than HDTV; you can actually see through people's clothing on TV. |
| 6 |
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blizzard.com
| BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT® PRESENTS BURGERCRAFT™ |
| 7 |
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bolloxcomics.co.uk
| Myspace parody |
| 8 |
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bolloxcomics.co.uk
| YTMND parody |
| 9 |
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wiebetech.com
| 5 TB iPod |
| 10 |
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sideshowtoy.com
| Half a Darth Maul Figure Exclusive? |
| 11 |
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slashdot.org
| OMG!!! PONIES!!! (and pink layout) |
| 12 |
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whirlpool.net.au
| Telstra will only release 2mbit ADSL2+ in Australia. |
| 13 |
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forums.worldofwarcraft.com
| World of Warcraft 1.11 patch notes leaked |
| 14 |
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mymsnsearch.com
| fake (but hilariously accurate) search results |
| 15 |
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gearlog.com
| Laptop Lingerie: Bringing Tech & Pleasure Together |
| 16 |
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steampowered.com
| VALVe purchased by Apple |
| 17 |
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bungie.net
| Bungie's next game, Pimps At Sea, progessing nicely for the Xbox360 |
| 18 |
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svencoop.com
| taken over by 'Sven's Discount Co-operative,' an online shopping store |
| 19 |
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economist.com
| With luck, you may soon be able to buy a mythological pet |
| 20 |
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mobilegazette.com
| UK Government to Shut Down GSM Networks |
| 21 |
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esctoday.com
| 'Eurovision Song Contest' |
| 22 |
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drsol.info
| Fake Dominican Republic News Stories |
| 23 |
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iwantoneofthose.com
| tiny device that downloads your brain's memory to a 2GB USB Flash Drive |
| 24 |
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slowcameras.com
| To avoid the proposed penalties for slow driving BMW ensures the camera always lies. |
| 25 |
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ogrish.com
| (NSFW) Bizarre Baby Born In Nepal |
| 26 |
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smithe.com
| furniture retailer signed an agreement with the Chicago Cubs to construct a dome over Wrigley Field |
| 27 |
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yelp.com
| yelp bought the rights to the pets.com sock puppet |
| 28 |
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blog.outer-court.com
| Google Rooms |
| 29 |
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cyberflu.com
| At warning about a new internet virus that can be transmitted from computers to humans, resulting in flu-like symptoms. |
| 30 |
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adotas.com
| Google Adwords unveils two new image sizes |
| 31 |
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findthoughts.com
| Google-like search engine uses new technology that allows you to search peoples' minds for factual information. |
| 32 |
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findschoolphotos.com
| A database of millions of school photographs from around the world. |
| 33 |
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blizzpub.net
| Page reversed |
| 34 |
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guardian.co.uk
| (joke? not sure) Hair-thin electrodes used to stimulate parts of brain |
| 35 |
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labs.divx.com
| DivX Head Up Display in cars |
| 36 |
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ultimate-guitar.com
| Joke stories on celebrities in the news section |
| 37 |
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ask.com
| Ask.com Introduces RhymeRank |
| 38 |
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googlesystem.blogspot.com
| Google Browser is finally launched. Installer 1.68MB |
| 39 |
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sordeo.com
| mirror image and the title says, 'Now optimized for those afflicted with Dyslexia' |
| 40 |
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eternal-lands.com
| Free Software Foundation buys Eternal Lands |
| 41 |
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paperprogs.berlios.de
| small open source development group was bought up by Microsoft |
| 42 |
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icebb.net
| Renamed JarJar |
| 43 |
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poll.deviantart.com
| 'announces' a merger with MySpace with a poll |
| 44 |
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activewin.com
| Exclusive: Microsoft Windows Internet Explorer 8.0 Alpha Codename: 'Teahupoo' Screenshots |
| 45 |
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slashdot.org
| Cutest Web Site ever discovered!!! |
| 46 |
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dhp1080.com
| Mathmaticians were wrong, Pi is equal to 3 not 3.1415 |
| 47 |
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nubuntu.org
| Canonical has asked for nUbuntu to Cease Development |
| 48 |
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sitepoint.com
| Build Your Own Web 2.0 Application Using Fluff and Hot Air |
| 49 |
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good-tutorials.com
| Announcement of the 'new layout' is actually the two year old design |
| 50 |
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lenniebudgell.com
| Bill gates dead at 50 of heart attack |
| 51 |
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2600.com
| 200600 google spoof |
| 52 |
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neopets.com
| neocharge, a system that charges you several neopoints per action, developed to reduce neopoint inflation |
| 53 |
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Kingdomofloathing.com
| (NSFW) siteboyght and replaced by porn ads |
| 54 |
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drmcninja.com
| The artist have apparently been killed by a capslock loving ninja |
| 55 |
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uncyclopedia.org
| a parody of apples site |
| 56 |
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tokyotosho.com
| DOJ 'your visit has been logged' message and icons changed |
| 57 |
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fairuseday.com
| Fair Use Day team Joins the RIAA |
| 58 |
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paste.ubuntu-nl.org
| The entire ubuntu pastebin has been turned ROT13 |
| 59 |
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planethalflife.com
| Half-Life news site turns pink |
| 60 |
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avalonstar.com
| The lovely eggrolls on my site have been eaten, and eggroll recipies galore! |
| 61 |
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eatyourexam.com
| Sony Cancels PS3! (and pink layout) |
| 62 |
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theregister.co.uk
| China buys Google |
| 63 |
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nanobox.chipx86.com
| Google buys out Mozilla |
| 64 |
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collegehumor.com
| Created By 'United States of Solution' Legal Indian Outsourcing |
| 65 |
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ibiblio.org
| Proposes tag as W3C standard |
| 66 |
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eclipsxcom.porplemontage.com
| No more Kruk Krew :( |
| 67 |
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aspiramedia.com
| Faking The W3C’s CSS specification update |
| 68 |
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idiotstudios.net
| OMG! McStudios!!!!???!!! |
| 69 |
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xmgfree.com
| Bought out by Yahoo |
| 70 |
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golemtemplates.com
| switched layout to display terrible web designs and stock photos no one would want. |
| 71 |
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fark.com
| Modtools/user abuser on front page |
| 72 |
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textfiles.com
| Textfiles.com Joins Google |
| 73 |
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revolutionreport.com
| Final name for Nintendo's next generation console code named 'Revolution' has been revealed |
| 74 |
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homestarrunner.com
| Which way is up again? |
| 75 |
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hrwiki.org
| Reverted back to using WikkiTikkiTavi!? |
| 76 |
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jonnyspikes.blogspot.com
| Taken over by Microsoft. |
| 77 |
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loadingreadyrun.com
| Uwe Boll:An Apology |
| 78 |
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keyexchange.us
| National Toxic Brass Invasive Syndrome Key Exchange Program |
| 79 |
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thecosmotron.com
| Changed the site contents to cosmotron.com |
| 80 |
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fanstuff.hrwiki.org
| 'You have new messages' - not. |
| 81 |
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ssxhost.com
| SSX Host goes out of business, and sells there domain name |
| 82 |
|
asiafinest.com
| China partnering with ISP to block off the site due to content violation! |
| 83 |
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forums.caleague.com
| Forums got SHUT DOWN |
| 84 |
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woot.com
| Instead of a high-tech electronic device for sale, as per usual, site is selling a CO2 powered Plumbers-Helper. And the purchase button follows the mouse. |
| 85 |
|
medicine.com.my
| Realistic news story about an online sick leave system. Fooled a few ;) |
| 86 |
|
i-mockery.com
| Acquired by Newgrounds |
| 87 |
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gonintendo.com
| Changes to Go Microsoft |
| 88 |
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ask.slashdot.org
| Ask Slashdot: How Hot Would a Light Saber Really Be? |
| 89 |
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